Thee Randomness

Twas Da Morn

2011-07-14T11:14:00.000-07:00

Twas the morn before breakfast, and all through the house, people were angry at their sleeps being roused. Though the night had been long, unfulfilling, and deep. Everyone was unhappy about their interrupted sleep. So packing my stockings made from fine sheep, I snuggled myself in deeper and proceeded to weep. The night had been dark, and the morning too bright, and myself was feeling sorry for the cold lonely night.

Thought I'd try out some poetry. :)

Puddle

2009-07-03T14:09:00.001-07:00

Cookies, cookies, COOKIES!!!! What wonderful creations. I made popcorn. Fi-ar, fi-ar, FI-AR!!! Can you believe that? I understand the terribleness of it all. But on the happy side of mars, the cookies were good.

Itchy Eyes

2009-04-23T15:59:00.000-07:00

I posted a post without posting it, and I had a super special Spanish accent for a reason the no one can remember because the aliens from an un-discovered planet were inhabiting little gray blobs of oddly shapes. Therefore, the day was good!

Baby Bottle

2009-04-18T13:42:00.000-07:00

Oh what joy we have found in the creation of things! WE love the world, mostly, and the sky is full of rain clouds that don't inhabit my vision for which I am grateful. I love the sun and the warm weather, and the snow and the cold weather. I love flowers and footprints....in the snow. I Think I will perhaps cause a mishap, perhaps?

(Say perhaps out loud! Its really a fun word to say! So people tell me.^^)

The Evilness of Karma

2009-04-01T14:21:00.001-07:00

Self explainitory thing confused the little purple hobo fly. He didn't get them, so we watched as he landed on a pile of eggs the were dyed like the world. He like the world eggs, they weren't alive. And he could just sit and watch them grow. We laughed. Then went to take naps....

Warmer Winter

2009-03-19T08:20:00.000-07:00

Whahahahaha! The day is warm to those that like the out side, but also to those who don't and like heaters. Whahahahaha! The day is sunny to those who like apple juice. And chocolate milk. And waffles. Whahahahaha! In those mornings that donkey makes waffles, we eat something else! Whahahahaha! I like traffic lights. Whahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! The End.

Grease Burn

2009-03-15T18:08:00.000-07:00

How painful the day that I spashed hot grease on my hand, when I was cooking dinner. Then how painful the day that the dinner was in turmoil with my internal-ness. Oh the day! Nonny, nonny, nonny off of a weird movie, Oh the day! A gross feeling has overcome my head. I feel like trowing-up.

Not That Random....

2009-03-11T14:03:00.000-07:00

So, my cat had kittens under my bed last night. Therefore, I got very little sleep. Also, I had to wake up early-ish. It was early for me. And now, my room smells really really really, bad.

Waves

2009-03-06T07:07:00.000-08:00

The earthly smell floated on the breez and into my nose like a fly. It was most uncomfortable.

Heavy Machinery

2009-02-27T15:16:00.000-08:00

The goggle wearing sun headed martian was excited, he was going to the moon! He was going to live in a bubble on the moon! He got a running start and was distracted by hopping storm cloud bunnies, he missed the moon, and the stars, and the other planets. He splatted on the universes floor. Poor goggle wearing sun headed martian. But the bunnies are happy! They finally won!

Retrospect

2009-02-24T16:38:00.001-08:00

Ali-Baba the giant squid sat on a tall mountain screaming "GO BANANAS!" to all the nearby villagers who were scary enough to shout "BWALALAHAHA!" into the diamond cave of doom. Some secrets were tired of being kept and so they dragged the keepers down the sand by the ears and repeated their secrets over and over in their hair. So we all had a blob monster making contest, and the earth went BOOM!

Yolah!

2009-02-19T16:32:00.001-08:00

So this is very unlike my usual random posts that make absolutely no sense at all. This time I'm going to tell all you people that see this something very important...

My cousin let me borrow some books, a trilogy of books, and, and, and.........I cant even begin to tell you how much I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVED them!!!!!!!!!!!!! They were so so good!
The Books:

The Hollow Kingdom Trilogy

Book 1 The Hollow Kingdom
Book 2 Close Kin
Book 3 In The Coils of the Snake

The books were fabulous, and I highly recommend them. Highly, highly!^^ Thanx so much my cousin!!!

Other people, if your reading this, then you should really read these books.^^

Kalupyia

2009-02-19T16:04:00.000-08:00

Booga, booga to the monster under the beds. The monsters that eat the dirty socks and the poor poor dust bunnies. So sad, so sad. My kitty was under the bed with them. I wonder who will win. Ahh!!! I am sitting on the bed and can hear lots of fighting noises. Ahh! Scary. Oh....it was the t.v.

Whats In An Apple?

2009-02-09T11:24:00.000-08:00

Roses are not blue unless they are dyed and I got sad at the news of the Presidential Elections, but I cant do anything about the cold weather so I just ignored the kitties ripping the couch to shreds and read a book

The Quest for the Magical Lucky Charm, Shouldn't They All Be Magical?

2009-01-28T15:10:00.000-08:00

The glow of the snow is bright compared to the flow of the rowboat on the sand which is slow, and totally unrealistic. So we all took a marshmallow and created gumungus gummy polar bears. Then we ate them and they tasted really good!

Bwellow

2009-01-24T10:58:00.000-08:00

We all went a walkin with the trotin talkin rockin popcicles, of the orange julius shop. Everyone realized that I made HUGE spelling errors, and were like 'Neener.' so I went to a party and had lots of fun!

I Found This Randomly!

2009-01-20T16:23:00.000-08:00

There is a peanut who lives in your shoe. His name is Bob, and he hates you.

Lovely

2009-01-20T15:15:00.000-08:00

Bwalala, to the sound of green polka dots. And to all the people of mars, who have yet to be discovered by any other people beside mwa. So you should all find a new best friend every single day, and give random people hugs!

Bows

2009-01-09T12:24:00.000-08:00

Aqua ponies fly over the sunny clouds, and the teal flies trot on the beach over the pokey rock and other shards of sharp stuff. So we all went to the Himalayas and did the electric slide!

Aliens

2008-12-16T14:13:00.001-08:00

Globs of all sizes are size six at the fair and size dos at the mall. They eat all their colors and they loves the ants that bring them nice treaties, so they all went to rent motor boats in the snow and failed!

Pockets

2008-12-09T14:20:00.000-08:00

Elephanties are bluish to the nymphs of the tower beyond, and when they are purpleish they aren't green or brown. So we should all eat our green vegetable so we don't turn into walking popcicles or other unmentionables!

Pasgabetti

2008-12-06T11:02:00.000-08:00

Aloha to the little floating things in the sky up mighty high reaching the purple moon that is no longer blue or yellow so it really should be green, but that is not so because the princess that sat on a pea would be jealous, because everybody knows that she was really a not princess.

Peas And Carrots

2008-11-18T11:57:00.000-08:00

Green, blue, yellow, gold, purple, orange, and turquoise people floated around on their big flying leaves that swirled and twirreled out of the control of the space flies. So we picked up out suitcases full of stuffed animals and swam to Australia.

Jango

2008-11-16T14:19:00.000-08:00

Polar Bears in Madagascar ate the pencil-sized Yeti. So the holiday holly of mistletoe box founded the fountain of grapes on the same day as the festival of George, and the tail-less monkey jumped on the monkey trap that trapped monkeys. And that is how the universe was almost destroyed.

Velocity

2008-10-22T13:12:00.000-07:00

The fungi of witch creek ate the kettle corn that Little Red's granny made to bribe the wolf. The wolf got mad and swallowed a fly, then swallowed a flyswatter to kill it. This choked him to death, and therefore put the Wood-chopper out of a job.

Clovers

2008-10-18T10:26:00.000-07:00

The green feather ate a piece of iron, but the wet pumpkin marched on top of alfredo. So the monsters in the closet went through the magical tube and landed in the burrito of doom. I picked up the pitch fork and poked the mountain, the grass was tickled pink by a red balloon. And that's how I met the paper boy.

Pine Trees

2008-10-15T20:49:00.000-07:00

The green blocks of winding flutes wove through the desert of waters. So we made a kite out of gingerbread and floated it down a ravine, the squiggles disliked this and made milk bunnies out of toes to stop the bubbling foam. And that's how we made bagpipes out of pretzels.

Cider

2008-10-15T12:26:00.000-07:00

The little yellow blob was flipping through the sludge and the frosty ate a dilly bar. While the freed blue bubble popped, the whiskers on the giraffe curled. So I ate a whatchamacallit and layed in the pudding that swept me into oblivion. And that's how we found where the sidewalk ended.

Pancakes

2008-10-15T12:03:00.000-07:00

The opalescent whiteness of the green tree flyers slapped the red balloon. So I kicked up my heels, got on a dragon and created the winds of time. I discovered a long lost porcupine and ate the fruit of rainbows. That's when the goop attacked me.

Groping

2008-10-15T12:01:00.000-07:00

I hopped on one foot through a underwater sky that the blue lizards of marzipan tower felled. The light dimmed as the cat walked by. And the green yellow tweety was red. So slipped onto my magic carpet upside down and did the wave.

Goats

2008-10-15T12:00:00.000-07:00

The grass was pink as the flowers were tickled blue when an ostrich flew overhead with is big red eyes and yellow tail of doom billowing in the breeze the geese's below bellowed with cheer as the monkeys of cheese mountain turned into oranges. So I picked up my favorite toothbrush and went inside to watch my caterpillar draw on the sealing fans.

Omlette

2008-10-15T11:58:00.000-07:00

Chartreuse clouds are bubbly snorkelers with their feet to the ground The Sea seller ate to pick up the trees that grow in the pond we nap with the fries and die in the freezer where the hot chocolate monsters pulled us into another dimension. An that's why chicken little thought the ocean was dry.